Tuesday, April 26, 2011


It’s hard to believe Bill Cosby was a fantastic stand up comic.

Monday, April 25, 2011

I Can’t be Fat, I Only Ate One Cookie


We’re gonna need a wider glass of milk.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Portal Kombat!

So obviously this was a good week for gamers, with the release of Portal 2 and Mortal Kombat. But, what if you can’t decide?!

Me, I ended up getting Mortal Kombat, though I’ll probably at some point get Portal 2. Maybe I’ll even post a review in a few days.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Freaks Soundboard

Bit of ancient history was found while cleaning out my bookmarks. Found this link to some Vent sound bites from back in the WoW Vanilla days. Included is Uzz’s infamous Bar Mitzvah rant.

Just under 27,000 views. Wow.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

The Transformers do “Thriller”

Let’s see Michael Bay top that.

Friday, April 8, 2011

“Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes.”

I think my balls just shriveled up and got smaller.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Mass Effect 2 for Free

I bought Dragon Age 2 at launch and, while I haven’t been to impressed with the more action oriented gameplay (and godawful DLC system), I did get an unexpected (though useless) bonus.

I got an email today to celebrate the ‘Sequel Celebration’. Included was an offer for a free copy of Mass Effect 2. Now, I picked up Mass Effect 2 during the Steam Christmas sale so…. yeah. But still, excellent bonus if I didn’t already have the game.

EA as a company seems to get a bad rap as an evil empire, mostly because they’re on top, and haters gonna hate. The only thing I can think of that EA does that sucks is the yearly sports releases. Not being a sports nut I don’t need the roster updates which really seem like they should be DLC. Skip a year, maybe if they had a longer development cycle something special could be done. People buy them like clockwork though so no sane executive would cancel a yearly cash cow.

Oh wait, they did cancel NBA Elite 11 because it didn’t meet quality expectations. Those @#$%ing bastards.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats! HOOO!!!!!!!

HERE’s a link to the trailer for the new Thundercats series on Cartoon Network that showed at WonderCon. It’s not awesome but I’ll give a shot. I really enjoyed the He-Man series that came out a few years ago.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

I Failed–and We’re All Doomed

I realize it’s April 2nd and I neglected to make a joke post yesterday. Epic fail.

I seek to atone by providing this link proving among other things that mother nature can destroy us at a whim should humanity cease to entertain her.